Penis enlargement products in South Africa
“It’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean.”
This sexual wisdom is passed around in this and a variety of other formations.
But as a man in a porn-drenched world filled with monstrously hung men, it’s apparently hard to not compare. Can you seriously not judge yourself if you look over and the man in the next urinal has to use both hands to keep his member from touching the bowl?
Judging ones genitalia is something that happens whether we care to speak about it or not and men and women are equally guilty of feeding this insecurity.
Male reactions to notions of penis size tend to vary.
Some guys seem happy to work with what they have. According to Nigerian Casanova it is all about the “pepe that you bring to the bedroom that sets the mouth alight.” Others like to wax lyrical about having a third leg. Others, still, have been known to immediately respond “I am not gay”, misunderstanding the question posed; but we all do what we can.
Women of course don’t hesitate to chime in with their views, and while many maintain that size does not matter – it is how the ‘man puts it down’ – there are those who claim they’re not interested unless it looks like it has been genetically modified.
Most of the women I spoke to opted for the middle ground. As one respondent put it, “enormous penises are a nightmare of pain and small penises are the devil.” There are horror stories of condoms slipping off and of penises being too large to occupy the space afforded them.
One can think of the average member like a bowl of porridge in Goldilocks and the Three Bears: it needs to be just right.
But how can a man be sure he’s “just right” for any lady?
Foreign nationals sell better sex
There are enough men trying to get bigger for it to be big business pretty much everywhere in the world. In South Africa, the penis enlargement business is reportedly spearheaded by African foreign nationals.
Penis enlargement and sexual enhancement products hail from countries such as Tanzania, Uganda, Kenya and Nigeria, according to the Mail&Guardian. However, this does not mean there is no competition from South African owned companies, with prices can even be compared on Price Check. Mr Thick Dick Penis enlargement cream will cost you less than Developpe Sex Natural Male Enhancement Penis Enlargement Cream.
Depending on the strength of the medication and shipping costs, prices can range from R200 – R1 500, with products coming in a variety of forms, including powders, pills and lotions. More mystical remedies can set you back upwards of R5000.
An enlarged market
To find out exactly how easy it is to acquire these remedies, I placed a few calls under the guise of needing ‘penis enlargement pills for my husband’.
An initial text message inquiry about one product was followed by the seller replying to authorise my interest after which he proceeded to call me a total of 4 times and send a further SMS asking ‘where I had gone to’.
Despite the borderline desperation of this particular supplier the business itself seems to be fairly lucrative with people being interviewed saying that business was ‘good’. One man interviewed by researchers from the University of the Witswatersrand said he’d managed to buy a car with the proceeds from selling this stuff. Finding men willing to discuss their actual use of penis enlargement creams is a little difficult, in my experience.
Contact details are prominently displayed on suppliers’ websites, with mobile numbers and email addresses provided, one particularly memorable one being [email protected]
One site says their cream works by increasing blood flow to the erectile chambers, and that over time the chambers themselves will begin to expand and create “larger, thicker and more powerful erections.”
Having contacted a number of suppliers, the key word that kept coming up with respect to ingredients was “natural”. One Ugandan supplier said his creams were made from herbs that he sourced from the Rwenzori mountains and Zanzibar island. A complete pack – cream to rub on and powder to put in hot water (or a cup of coffee) would cost me R1000.
Another supplier told me his product, called Full Bahaza, was made by a ‘herbalist group’ and would set me back R800.
Both assured me they could rely on the postal service to deliver their products wherever there were customers in South Africa, although one other supplier said “someone will meet you with the product.”
Do they work? Is the Pope Jewish?
However, even if the goods are delivered, they are unlikely to work. And most people are sceptical that they do, anyway. In research done within Gauteng more than half (51 per cent, to be precise) of those surveyed were convinced the products would not give a person the anaconda that they were hoping for. And for those who aren’t sure there are sites warning of the pointlessness of buying and using anything from sites like Men’s Clinic.
But regardless of the inefficacy of these penis enlargement creams, pills and powders, or the fact that size doesn’t matter to most women, so long as penis size continues to be a concern for men there will be some desperate enough to try anything for a bigger unit.what does running a train mean How to increase stomach acid? How many days to christmas? what does prosper mean Who pays credit card fees for tips Are there tricks when dominic manahaugn handles snakes Writing tips how does blood smell Tips on how to take the sat what does it mean when your left arm goes numb Tricks on how to clean haze from car lights How to start a youtube channel tips How long to bake thin chicken breast? what channels are included in comcast basic package? How to get rid of whiteflies? How to do skate board tricks How long does it take for paint to dry? what time does cookout close How much is it to rent a car what does red dot on forehead mean what does an elephant symbolize How to connect airpods to pc what does suspense mean what does p.s. mean How to get rid of bump on nose piercing How to get rid of subcutaneous fat? How to start an amazon business? what does sorrow mean How to make business cards? what does coughing up green mucus mean what does skew mean How to build a pole barn How the mind tricks the body into being sick Cool tricks when smoking what does sheisty mean what does 404 mean what are french doors Learn how to do magic tricks free What happened to linus tech tips what are the determinants of supply How to take ivermectin Tips on how to make money online How to pay taxes what does co ed mean what are birds feet called what does arraignment in court mean what does finna mean How to open outlook in safe mode? Tricks on how to hang up your clothes Why is my peace lily brown tips what is biometric mean How to get facebook dating? How to remove tips from nails what time does the phoenix suns play What are some the pardoner's money-making tricks what does scrambled mean What tricks did the romans usually use what does its mean on a contract How to get rid of flies outside? what does the gay flag look like How to get an npi number? what does psd mean what does primary source mean How to keep roaches away? what does m mean in shoe size How to do Pink tips for toy gun where to buy what does dreaming about being pregnant mean How to stop wheezing at night? what does my b mean How to write a better essay tips what does fico score 8 mean What are yo yos whip tricks what does tired mean what does seeing a black cat mean what does draco mean what does dk stand for what does co op mean What sizes of combo screw tips for screwdriver are available What meat do you use for beef tips what does composite mean in math How to cut tips into stiletto nails what does venus retrograde mean How to do traveling card magic tricks How to make cyan dye in minecraft? How to cash a savings bond? How does shin lim do those card tricks? Manicure tips how much How to delete an instagram account? what does kms mean in text How to be successful in a job interview/interview tips Tips when moving into a new home How to braid? what does wasp mom mean What e-mail tips should you give the new intern? check all that apply. How to hack a phone? How to know if i have a yeast infection How to do wudu How the ego tricks you How much to build a garage? what does ballistic mean How to block on facebook? How to do tower of hell tricks How to get rid of cysts? How to fix brown tips on snake plant How to treat herpes? what time does cracker barrel serve lunch what does ken mean How to get rid of hemorrhoids naturally? How to make darth vader in little alchemy? what does frontal lobe do How to troll your friend with ctr shift tricks How to get rid of smoke smell? How to remove tips on direct tv How many steps to hatch an egg what does k pop stand for what does haggle mean what are the requirements to open a bank account How to slice an onion?